At the dinner table last night, one of the kids introduced a "game" where you think of a movie title and replace one of the words in the title with the word "ass." I don't think we've ever laughed so much at dinner together than we did on this night. Now, I'm sure that Ward and June would have never participated in, or even allowed such a game to be played, especially at the dinner table with Wally and the Beaver. However, I think that they were missing out. Here were some of the titles we came up with (see if you can think of any more that would be amusing):
Harry Potter AssStar Ass Wars
The SandAsslot
Top Gun Ass
Animal House Ass
How to Make an American Quilt Ass
The Runaway Bride Ass
Oh, Brother Ass, Whereart Thou
The Lion King Ass
American Pie Ass
Friday Night Lights Ass
A Time Ass to Kill
Big Mama's House Ass
OK, you get the picture...any ideas? Come on, you'll be surprised how much you chuckle.
Very cute, but I don't know many movies. I haven't been to one for a LONG time. Chronicles of Ass?
Posted by: Margaret | October 12, 2006 at 08:09 PM
Here's some from our *80's youth:
The Breakf"ass" Club or The Breakfast Ass
Assloose (Footloose)
When Harry Met Ass
Top Ass (or Ass Gun both are funny)
The Assing (the Shining)
Superass (Superman)
Cadyass (Cadyshack)
Coal Miner's Ass (Daughter)
The Ass (Jazz) Singer
Mad Ass (Max)
Oh I could go on -and but I'd better stop now!
Posted by: Becky | October 13, 2006 at 08:12 AM
Hey Kris,
If you're serious about those CD's then please email me a land address. Thanks!
-Squid Rosenberg
Posted by: squid | October 13, 2006 at 09:43 PM
A variation on this game is the "Fortune Cookie" .... in Bed.
You read off the fortune, wait a beat, and add, "in bed".
This is not of course appropriate for the underaged.
Posted by: Liz | October 14, 2006 at 02:43 PM