What's That You Say, Mrs. Robinson?

Movie Fun

At the dinner table last night, one of the kids introduced a "game" where you think of a movie title and replace one of the words in the title with the word "ass." I don't think we've ever laughed so much at dinner together than we did on this night. Now, I'm sure that Ward and June would have never participated in, or even allowed such a game to be played, especially at the dinner table with Wally and the Beaver. However, I think that they were missing out. Here were some of the titles we came up with (see if you can think of any more that would be amusing):

Harry Potter Ass
Star  Ass Wars
The SandAsslot
Top Gun Ass
Animal House Ass
How to Make an American Quilt Ass
The Runaway Bride Ass
Oh, Brother Ass, Whereart Thou
The Lion King Ass
American Pie Ass
Friday Night Lights Ass
A Time Ass to Kill
Big Mama's House Ass

OK, you get the picture...any ideas? Come on, you'll be surprised how much you chuckle.

A Quiz

Ok, Faith, here you go...

Three names you go by: Kris, Krissie (only my grandfather and Mom call me that), Mrs. Robinson (love that one,  here's to you!)

Three Screen names you have: scbbmom02, krob, that's it

Three things you like about yourself: I make great, fancy bows, I love all different kinds of people (oh, yeah, Faith, I have cute feet too!)

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself: I don't show my husband how much I love him enough, I'm out of shape, I'm too materialistic

Three parts of your heritage: well, since I don't know my biological father, this all comes from my Mom's side, French, Irish, German (God, am I white or what?)

Three things that scare you: Dolls that come alive, racism, my kids hating me

Three of your everyday essentials: My kids, my dogs, my lattes (and my husband, but that's obvious, right?)

Three things you are wearing right now: My fave Nike microfiber sweats, a Washington Husky football t-shirt and my favorite Victoria Secrets thong (too much information?)

Three of you favorite bands/artists: OOO this is a tough one...Dave Mathews, Journey and LL Cool J

Three of your favorite songs at present: Lean Back (Fat Joe), Crush (Dave Matthews), At Last (Etta James)

Three things you want in a relationship: Laughter, Trust, long, wet, slow kisses that last 3 days.

Three things you want to try in the next 12 months: Read more, cook more, love more

Two truths and a lie: I'm a great Mom, I love it when my dogs kiss me, I can't sand Starbucks

Three physical things about the opposite (or same) sex that appeal to you: shoulders, back, and boobs (oh come on ladies, we all know they are gorgeous).

Three things you just can't do: deal with spiders, eat seafood, draw

Three of your favorite hobbies: reading, scrapbooking, playing with my iPod (and blogging)

Three things you want to do really badly right now: sleep, shop, eat

Three careers you're considering: HR (I'm in right now), bookstore owner, librarian

Three places you want to go on vacation: Jamaica, Italy, Maldives

Three kids' names: Maya, Willie (my youngest son was almost Willie), Tanner

Three things you want to do before you die: Kyak among the Orca whales, Skydive, have grandchildren

Three people you'd like to take this quizz: My husband (you never know what you'll learn), each of my kids